Ever Wonder? (humor)

One day I was wondering why there doesn't seem to be any women writers in The Bible.

I remembered that, generally, women tend to be very observant and eloquently descriptive. I was reflecting on some novels I've read by women that have pages and pages verbally painting picturesque images of the scenery, i.e. the warmth of the sun; the white, puffy clouds; the gentle, cool breeze; the rolling, grassy hills; the colors and fragrances of the flowers; the chirping of the birds and buzzing of the bees etc.

Then I realized that, perhaps, if women wrote The Bible, it would be the world's biggest book!! (It also would be REALLY hard to memorize!!) ;-D